What did one snowman say to the other snowman? You smell carrots?

How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!

Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!

What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids? Hey, wanna buy some candy?

Stevie Wonder’s housekeepers probably don’t do a damn thing all day long.

Instead of an accountant, hire a philosopher to do your taxes. It’s the thought that counts.

What’s better than cheese? A cheese grater

Why did the dorito feel left out? Cause he didn’t chip in!

Three nuns are on a bus, when a nude man with an erect penis steps on. Two of the nuns faint and the third has a stroke.

A Chicken and an Egg are sitting in bed. The Egg looks depressed; the Chicken satisfied. Not much of a joke, but it solves which came first.