AROMATHERAPY CONUNDRUM: Spilling a large bucket of Lavender oil all over your carpet: Very stressful, or very relaxing? #retweet #grief

“Your dad cant hold a candle to what my daddy can do.” “Oh Ya, what does he do?” “Makes gun powder.”

“I think it’s about time we had a white president” – 8 year olds

Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy…

What’s the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other’s a lyin’ African.

This morning I read about that 14 year boy with a clock they thought was a bomb …I just checked again and it’s really blown up since then

Don’t sleep with family members… …no matter how much they incest.

Two things are expected on reddit. To be corrected and to find out who’s racist

Sure, racists supporting Trump doesn’t mean he’s racist. But, if I was painting my house and the KKK said it looked good, I’d start over.

Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant.