Having trouble with your iPhone saying “No Service”? Just put your shirt and shoes back on.

Here’s a joke. Women’s rights

If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom

Scientists finally discovered how an elephant trumpets. Maybe now they can get back to curing cancer…

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he’s on leave? Deputin

PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?

What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage? Finding Forrester

Mickey Mouse is in court … the judge looks and Mickey and says “Why are you divorcing Minnie? is she crazy?” Mickey looks at the judge and says “No. She is fucking Goofy”

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit? Just one sun

How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head