Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ? A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert.

After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score.

Why was simba grounded? Because he was lion! Please. Please kill me..

A Black Widow joke Q: How do you kill a Black Widow? A: You take away her food stamps Was told his one at a family reunion, don’t know how old but thought it was funny as hell!

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder? He made a Freudian slip

U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg… Then you’re good

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter.