I know this guy that’s hooked on brake fluid He said he could stop anytime.

Man’s just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days

What would bears be without bees? Ears!

The Leaning Tower of Pisa is a good representation of all Italians Not straight.

I’m going to name my child Dick.. It rolls straight off the tip of my tongue.

What do you call a very cold vodka? Absolut Zero

I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it

When they buried the man who invented Tetris …the whole cemetery disappeared.

Twitter: your jokes suck Instagram: your face sucks Snapchat: your life sucks Facebook: your family misses you and is also racist

Q: What do blonde’s have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.