What’s a lesbian’s favorite game? rock-paper-scissor

Santa is such a whore… He’s always looking for some ho ho ho’s.

Gentrification tends to happen during autumn Because the brown leaves.

What is your best wordplay joke? My personal favourite: Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was assaulted.

You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds ‘Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.’

What is a Pokemon’s favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew

Do you know why they call them Sperm Whales? Because they’re delicious!

Do you think a contortionist would go on a date with me? Even if I couldn’t fit in her box?

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Why do lesbians shop at sports authority? Because they hate Dicks