Found in a bar in Charleston… What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean. * rim shot *

A Scotsman invented the first condom. It was made out of a sheep’s intestine. Not too long after, the British improved on it by first removing the intestine from the sheep.

How do you spot an attention whore on reddit? Edit: Wow, I did not expect this to get so many upvotes!

Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.

Did you hear about the woman who doesn’t like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you’d better not teller any.

If you can down 20 vodka shots in 15 seconds… …You must be Russian.

What do gay carpenters say… I’d tap that!

Alpha Kenny Wun Write that “name” down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class.

Sometimes I wonder how shit life would be if electricity was never invented. I mean it would be terrible having to watch TV by candlelight.

The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!