You don’t have to study for a pregnancy test… but I have heard there’s a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam.

So when a cat pounces on a stranger’s lap and demands tickles it’s “cute” but when I do it I’m “causing trouble in Starbucks” again. Jeez!

Did I tell you I’m dating a midget? I’m nuts over her.

My dogs name is Nama Only reason is so I can say:”Nama stay”

The US is waking up to news of Brexit ‘Vote Leave’ win… Bill Clinton leads ‘BJ for Prime Minister’ calls.

What’s the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo? One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why should you never run behind a bus? You will get exhausted.

A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus.

How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin

I went to the Optometrists to buy some glasses the other day, you’ll never guess who I ran into… Everyone.