What’s Jon Snow’s favorite children’s book? Where The Wildlings Are

Now I see why the Jamaica’s flag is Green,yellow and black.. It’s the color bananas go…..

What’s the difference between a Priest and acne? Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until he’s 13

Yo mama so fat… That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing except for saran wrap… The psychiatrist looks at the man and says, “Well… I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

I’m working on my second $million I finally gave up on the first.

Always remember your ABC’s Anybody But Clinton!

An Irishman walks out of a bar… It could happen.

It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I’d say I don’t believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, “Been there, done that.”

“So my doctor just told me my DNA was backwards.” “And?”