what do you call a french kebab? a body bag.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics? All that backstabbing was too much for him.

What’s a snake’s favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !

What do you call a fuzzy philosopher? BEARistotle I’m so sorry

Ever tried eating a clock? It’s time consuming.

Why couldn’t the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn’t have the thyme or the plaice.

What’s Ja Rule’s favorite type of bread? Challah!

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Don’t ever go camping. That shit’s intense.

What do you call a Phillipino contortions? A manilla folder