What do you call the boner of a necrophiliac? Mourning wood

A new BBC documentary accuses Hitler of millions of dollars worth of tax evasion. Man, the more I learn about this guy, the less I like him!

A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave? “Nah I’ma stay”

How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!

I refuse to believe that everybody was kung fu fighting. I’m sorry, but there had to be at least a couple people sitting that one out.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike? They are always having something get taken.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years

My mom used to tuck me in every night. She really wanted a daughter.

What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes? A bus full of old people