Why I like molecular-biology porn I watch it for the blot.

What is a sheep with no legs? A Cloud.

Thanks to yesterday’s chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall.

I became ill after taking self-defense classes… I think I caught Kung Flu.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority? One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

My review of the sun One star

I don’t think it’s nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I.

I can’t stop making dirty jokes My doctor says I’m adickted

I SWEAR I’m not addicted to brake fluid.. I only use it in a clutch.

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.