I sprayed a fly with Axe body spray. He’ll live, but he won’t get laid.

I hate it when homeless shake their cups with change in them I know you have more money than me, stop showing off.

What’s the similarity between a jew and a dog? They both hate the shower ^^^^SeeYouInHell

Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board.

My girlfriend said she needs time and distance does that mean she is calculating velocity?

Gay jokes arn’t funny Come on guys.

Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows? No it is not r/shadow [removed]

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you.

Hillary Clinton has been so embarrassed about her email scandal that if elected she will bring back the secure channels of communication she used growing up… the pony express.

Blue Collar Work Where does the blue collar chicken work? The Eggplant.