[Commercial for hobbies] Like drugs for people who don’t do drugs. “HOBBIES”

Why do girls wear so much make-up and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they stink.

Yo’ mama is so classless She could be a Marxist Utopia

Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES? Because I’m really wishing that they’d changed the ‘Hide Child Comments’ button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin.

“Why don’t you trust me?”, she texted both the guys simultaneously.

Phones are fake They’re phony.

what’s red and invisible? no tomatoes.

Donald Trump will run for President … When the Cubs win World Series.

If a boy has 69 candies and eats 42 of them, what will he have? Diabetes. ^^Or ^^cavities.