I almost got a job with Sony but the interview was cancelled

Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim

[Giving a toast] “It was when I was entering blackout that I realized I forgot the Plan B at home. Happy 1st birthday, you little accident.”

What are the people from the country Lesbia called? Lesbians

I need to go Wal-Mart but I don’t wear pajamas, I’m not a NASCAR fan and I’m not fat. This is what I call a conundrum.

Did you hear that the Energizer Bunny got arrested? He was charged with assault and battery.

I think it’s a bad sign that when 9 tries to play charades, everyone’s first guess is “constipation.”

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying.

Why didn’t the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous

If Bob The Builder’s slogan is “Can he fix it?” then he’s not really a builder is he? More of a repairman.