How do you spot an engineer at a party? He’ll come up to you and tell you himself.

Do you want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump

lobsters would be proud of themselves if they knew how expensive they were

I dont have enough money to play f2p (free to play) games because i lack the money to buy the necessary hacks to be able to compete in equal grounds.

What did one snail say to the other? Nothing. They were both decoys.

Why are terrorists so mean? Because they don’t like Nice people.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One….Two…One, Two…

What did Van Gogh’s mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears.

Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions

Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn’t raise enough members.