I often find myself rewording a long tweet so many times that it completely loses the original subject. This one started off about a cat.

How the hell wizards don’t set fire to themselves, I’ll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves.

99 Problems If you havin adventure problems I feel bad for you son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one. Hit me!

TIFU by posting in the wrong sub

If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?

why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it’s deep!

I’m making a graph of my past relationships. I have an ‘ex’-axis and a ‘why?’-axis.

Write the biggest mistake that you’ve ever made in childhood. I was believing that all people are black or white until the age of 14.

How is your job and your wife different? I don’t mind telling work the other jobs I’ve done

Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building? They blue it up.