Short Jokes

Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I’m just gonna shake their soda

Why can’t cats live on Mars ? Because Curiosity kills the cat.

[NSFW] My favorite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her, as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

What’s a 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.

Yesterday I had to buy a new hoover. My old one was just gathering dust.

Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night I can’t wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention.

I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.

Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it’s really the execution that counts.