What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can’t.

Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering

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Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds “I don’t know” The second responds “I don’t know” And the third responds “Yes, why thank you”

2050’s kids won’t get this… Snow

I made a joke. I had a threesome once… I think I sprained both my wrists

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant

Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice

A serial killer leaves his mark on his victims by cutting off their left hand and right leg. Authorities say something sinister is afoot.