What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don’t find the same reposted joke when I search reddit for garbanzo bean recipes.

Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher… For me, it’s my wife’s yoga instructor.

I’ve bought tickets to all One Directions upcoming gigs.They’re not my cup of tea but the tickets say The Doors open at 7:15 and i love them

I asked my wife if it was still necessary to get her a card for valentines day even after 5 years of marriage. She said yes and the only card she wanted was VISA.

Overheard at a gay bar “Let me push that stool in for you”

What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.

I want to be so talented and attractive that people are blown away that I’m nice.

My ex is like the Mona Lisa It’s not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room

I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my HIV-test.

Where do avocados come from? Uh, well, when a crocodile loves a pear very much…