The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite. Then everything crashed.

If you pronounce the word vase like “voz” I’m gonna want to punch you in the foz

What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked.

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes.. I’m thinking of making some more

NSF(Life) Why was the strawberry crying? Because it’s mom was in a real jam.

“Son, you were adopted.” “What, really?” I said. “Yes, they’re coming to pick you up in an hour”

What’s brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven’s last movement.

Do you ever get a shooting pain through your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it? No? How about now? Now?

In rest homes, when lovers have spats, do they key each other’s walkers???