I’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”

How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!

What’s the difference between my job and my wife? My job will still suck after 5 years

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

Why doesn’t anyone let Trump go fishing with them anymore? He always takes the bait…

I like my women like I like my coffee… Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch.

These Mexican cannibals accidentally… These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook “ay, what’s for dinner?” The cook says “tacos al pastor”

I went to China and couldn’t find a single Catholic church… I guess they must have heard about the “One-child only” policy

What’s the difference between ironman and ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

What’s black and white and red all over? Charlotte, NC