“Our toes look nothing like that!” – Camels

Why do divers fall backwards into the water? If they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why don’t hydrocarbons make good criminals? They’re always getting com-busted.

Going from Obama to Trump is like going to a nice restaurant but it’s full so u leave and have to eat an old ketchup packet from ur car

What’s the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? Black Jews have to get in the back of the oven.

I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie.

What do King Cong and the Archbishop of Canterbury have in common? Both are [primates.] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_(bishop))

What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)

A very, very old one. A man is standing in an elevator, when a woman walks in. The woman asks “Can I smell your balls?” “No you cannot smell my balls.” “It must be your feet then.”

I know a joke… that’s so dark the police almost shot it.