There are three people with four cigarettes on a boat. None of them have a lighter or matches. What do they do? Throw a cigarette over-board so the entire boat becomes a cigarette lighter!

I tried to catch fog yesterday… Mist.

A gentleman is . . . …a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee

“HOW” – dyslexic owl

I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it’s not a very good one.

Your sign says “NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE”, so it seems highly unfair that you kicked me out for not wearing pants.

The White Walkers don’t need to attack The Known World as they all kill each other there anyway.

For an international audience, spell the pop star’s name as “KeUSDha.”

While on duty, a police officer comes across an injured baby horse. The cause of the injury unknown, but the officer suspects foal play.

What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it? A moot ant