I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold

Queer Irishman Sean: Did ya here the one about the queer Irishman? Brian: No. Sean: Seems he was spotted leaving the pub at 11 o’clock with a girl. Brian: So? Sean: Closing time’s one.

Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in…. I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain

White girl frustrated in the 1700’s: “I shan’t even”

What’s the cheapest kind of meat? …Deer balls, They’re under a buck!

It’s the story of Zip the penguin. It’s a penguin, walking happily on the ice, and…. Ziiiiiiip the penguin!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

Knock Knock…Who’s There?………9/11…..9/11 Who? “I thought you said you’d never forget….”

What does an Indian kid say before leaving his house for the day?.. Mumbai

Who sung? Sam. Samsung