Playing with Silly Putty is like chewing gum for your hands.

Let’s begin by pushing a Nickleback album onto every ISIS phone.

“Oh look, rain! Wait, how do I drive again?” – People

I’d like to say some wise and meaningful shit, but the fact I just referred to it as “shit” shows just how meaningful I can be.

So an Irishman…. Walks out of a bar….

What kinda meat does a priest eat on Friday? nun

Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He’s never gonna give you Up.

Please pray for me as I make the difficult transition from pumpkin spice to eggnog lattes.

9/11 jokes are not funny guys.. The other 2, however, are hilarious!!

Thought I saw Shaggy at What-a-burger this morning…… But, “It Wasn’t him”.