If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice… … at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

I think that the NSA is after me Because I’m Snowden after this blizzard

Out of all the post you’ve see on reddit… this is one of them.

Does Rapunzel use the shampoo “Head & Shoulders, knees & Toes.”

One day, scientists will build a very intelligent supercomputer. “Is there a god?”, they ask. *** “There is one now.”

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday? Your car.

If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you’ve clearly never lost close to 500 GB’s worth of data on your hard drive.

My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode.

Why does santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year

Bartender: “Do you want a drink, miss?”nnMe: “What are my choices?”nnBartender: “Yes or No.”