What Do You Call a Bad Circumcision? What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off.

SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!

The ghost teacher was showing her class how to walk through walls. “Now did all of you understand that?” she asked. “If not, I’ll just go through it again.”

Never eat bear steaks… they’re too gristly. (grizzly if you didn’t get it)

Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me

The best dad jokes are the ones you’ll never hear… …the black ones.

Sick and tired of birds going to any concert they want for free. Maybe get a job and buy a ticket like the rest of us.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him? He couldn’t handle his boos.

I’m always frank with my sexual partners. Don’t want them knowing my real name.

Always the best looking one in the room. *Restroom **Restroom stall whatever