3 blind mice walk into a bar… …but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative.

My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs.. He says prophets are going through the roof.

Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class…

Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep? Because they’re always Stalin.

what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won’t be able to afford health insurance

Always trust people who like big butts…. They cannot lie.

How do a neckbeard’s cells divide? by m’tosis

If it ain’t broke, I haven’t borrowed it yet.

Isn’t it annoying when you’re having dinner with your in-laws and they don’t exist because no one loves you enough to marry you?