They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a ‘Nickelback’ song in the next one.

Why do pirates like TIG welding so much? Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad? [deleted]

Vending machines are so homophobic. I’m sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis

When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time

Had to talk with my son about masturbation today…I explained that it is natural, and he should probably knock before he comes into my room from now on.

The show “The Office” ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world.

Why was the cop absent from work? He had swine flu