What do you call a hooker’s fart? … … A Prosti- Toot!

If you insist on sending me pics of your boobs please at least be a female!!

I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery… but I didn’t want to make a crude joke.

what do you say when your photo’s being taken give it back

Why isn’t there a Jared’s for boys? Oh wait, there is.

*ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let’s take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN’T HELPING

The opposite of SpongeBob SquarePants is TowelWeave CircleShorts

What do you call a camel with no humps??? Humphrey

Last night I had a dream I was a muffler… And woke up exhausted

I asked a fortune teller to read my future. Suddenly, she went pale and sprinted from the room. So I grabbed the crystal ball, chased her down and beat her to death.