This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman.

why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain

What’s the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven.

What did the Men’s Right’s Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain? MUH SOGGY KEYS!

I was so close to having sex after a long dry spell Then my wife woke me up

What is an angel’s favorite font? Sans Seraph

What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!

Someone Told me that Airplanes are the Safest Way to Travel… Now my friend has a Cessna in his living room…

People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone’s eye they never seem to like it.

I bought a blowup doll today, but I won’t blow her up until tomorrow. I don’t want to seem desperate.