I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend She was never there

Does the FBI really investigate aliens like on the X-Files? No, that’s what the INS does.

Patriots new theme song [could it be anything else?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuzmub5PXNQ)

Why Are Jews Considered Optimists? They cut a little off before they know how big it’s going to be.

Trying to make a password Me: beefstew Computer: sorry, password not stroganoff

Plot twist: The Rock isn’t Kid Rock’s real dad.

Did you hear about the man who got a hatchet stuck in his teeth? It was accidental.

rural upbringin’ What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald’s on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night.

There are just too many blogs And I will talk about it more during my next podcast.

Good news / bad news The good news is – the other day, I found a really good porn site. The bad news is – all of the web pages are stuck together.