What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him.

If i cut off my right butt cheek will i be left behind?

History Joke What do you call a communist sniper? A Marxman!

How to walk up the down escalator: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1: Step 1:

Why does more black people get run over during the day? You can’t see them when it is night.

what sex position produces the ugliest babies? Ask your parents

Relationship Status: changing locks

Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-dear What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no i-dear

What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I’m fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)