Red head says to blonde – “I feel so dirty…. ….I slept with a Brazilian!”. Blonde says – “Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey – I forgot….how many is a Brazilian?”

Had a vasectomy, was told it would stop my ability to have kids… Apparently it just makes them change colors.

How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What’s the difference between a lesbian and a canoe? A canoe tips.

I don’t have a dirty mind… I have a sexy imagination!

The Internet: An electronic version of, “Now, why did I walk into this room?”

My phone froze while looking at porn at work. The 4k quality is just too much of a load.

“Yeah I just really enjoy playing devil’s avocado sometimes” Teacher: devil’s advocate? Me [grabbing trident and avocado costume]: no.

What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else’s gambling addiction? Slot shaming.

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