Just gave this idiot a thumbs up for cutting me off, and I think I might not understand road rage.

If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money… …then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill.

I always stop to help women who have broken down on the road. I don’t know anything about cars, but I do know how porn starts off

The Flash was caught high… He seemed to have taken speed.

What the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.

What do Germans say when you show them a meme? Danke.

Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee.

Passover jokes? In case conversation at our seder lags.

What do you call an alien that’s also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial

Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it’s pointless.