Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn’t stop laughing.

Why doesn’t America knock? Because freedom rings

How do you make pickel bread? With dill dough

My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I’m a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini.

If athletes get athletes foot. What do astronauts get? missile toe

If I jack off in a plane Does it count as Highjacking?

What’s the difference between Japanese people and their food? Americans eat the food after they nuke it.

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour

Need a cure joke… Anyone? I need a joke that involves the band The Cure … Anyone know any (or can make one up)?

What do you call a 90’s sitcom star’s inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh