WARNING: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN- DO NOT STAND TOO CLOSE TO THEM, THEY ARE GROSS AND WILL ASK YOU FOR STUFF

Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it.

I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege.

Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it’s too cheesy.

If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake.

Build-A-Bear won’t let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what’s the point

So I’ve narrowed it down and I’m either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap.

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!

After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall.

A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. “Read it?” he says, “I *know* the guy!”