shows up late for first day of new job *blames it on rush hour* shows up late for second day of new job *blames it on rush hour 2*

Cheek of my doctor. I went in for a check up and he said I’ll never have kids. I said “why? am I infertile doctor?” He said “no your a fat cunt.”

I would say go with the bigger penis But I really want Trump to win

I posted a joke about ISIS killing themselves with their own bombs You can view it @ http://puu.sh/j83On/f79d53bf57.png

[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox

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I want my coffee like my life: dark, short and bitter.

How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep? Ray Rice

I think 50 Cent should run for President in 2020 He’s change we can believe in