What is the blackest of magics? Negromancy.

MY EX WIFE STILL MISSES ME… But her theoretical trajectory seems to be improving!

Does anyone see this? Test post please respond

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican? Soy milk.

Girl are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing.

Google Fonts walks into a bar . . . The bartender says, “we don’t serve your type.”

I’ve never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry.

Have you seen Kindergaten cop? It was such a good movie, they could easily make one or tumor.

[police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a grey Me: … My dog: like a light grey. If that helps

How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow? He looks for fresh prints.