Last year I took a visual design class… …and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys? ‘Let us prey.’

Shoulder blades sound way more awesome than they are.

Doctor: You are very sick! The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too…

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why don’t programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs

Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it’s fucking close to water.

Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said… “All that time on my back reminded me of the 80’s”

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student? Because education pays off in the long run!

And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the … Paul Ryan