What is Bill Cosby’s favorite cocktail? A Cosbypolitan

Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner.

Willie Nelson, 81, found dead… He was playing ‘On The Road Again’

I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg.

People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up What I’m doing is **natural** and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

What do worms and women have in common They both wiggle when you eat them.

Bra’s are also called over the shoulder boulder holder’s. What do you call men’s underwear? Under the butt nut hut.

My dad rear ended a car today that had a Jesus bumper sticker on it… ..he stopped in the Name of the Lord.

Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get.

It takes 10,000 bumper stickers to create just one vegan.