What do you call a terrorist with eight legs? An Iraqnid.

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth? He wanted to smoke a joint!

My dog lost his tail So I took him to the retail store to get another one.

How far can this plane go with just one engine? All the way to the crash site!

Not everyone understands my laundry method. It’s simple. If it’s clean, it’s on the floor. If it’s dirty, it’s on the floor over there.

Of course every kiss begins with k. That’s how the English language works, stupid.

The Idiot Named Jay Well Story Is My Friend Was Playing A Game And He Asked Me All Day Where A PLACE WAS and turns out its written in his Quest Book!

Came up with a joke that does not refer to sex, dildos, blonds, blacks, cocks, gays or even Trump. But this isn’t it.

What do you do when you’re sunburned? Make like a banana and peel.

How to keep idiot waiting? I’ll tell tomorrow.