Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

My cat is out of control! Taming Wild Cats by Claud Face

What is the difference between pink and purple? About forty years.

I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ? scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i’m doing.

I just broke up with a hoarder… I’m the only thing she could get rid of

Teacher: You have the same mistakes as the person next to you, how could that happen? Me: We have the same teacher.

Helping my kid memorize a list of cities and accidentally wrote a Pitbull song.

I find whiteboards to be absolutely fascinating. They’re remarkable.

Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away.