I’d have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee… urinate

I’m suprised that there aren’t more fat lesbians… All they ever talk about is eating out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side.

What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!

Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one.

What do you call a special agent in a washing up bottle!? Ha bubble 0 7

Step 1) Ask mom to come meet your girlfriend. Step 2) Text “Medusa’s excited to meet you.” Step 3) Place statue of yourself on your lawn.

kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors to announce our arrival at someone’s home

I had a step ladder… …but I’ve never met my ‘real’ ladder.

Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society.