What would a video game about an abortion nurse be called? Womb raider

If you hold the door open for me when I’m more than ten feet away, you aren’t doing me a favor. You’re making me exercise.

why didn’t the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops

*Giving TED talk* Me: *points at guy* sir, reach under your chair! *he does and a mousetrap snaps* Me: trust no one *audience claps*

My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. “Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.”

I’m here to tell you the truth about Trump voters! [deluded]

What do you call 16 white American people? A full blooded Cherokee

A man walks into a bar… “ouch”

“Were dining on the finest china tonight” A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table

Neighbor A combination of horse and pig