What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter? Cairo-practor.

So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH.

Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? … a brick

[Meta] A word on 9/11 jokes.

What do you call a black persons toe? Ghetto

How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

There are 10 types of people in this world… Those who know code, and those who don’t.

What do you call fapping to dubstep? Wubbing one out.

Expected delivery while I was out so left courier a note saying “Please leave with neighbour”. I’ve just seen them heading off together.