I’d offer to help with your website… …but it’s not really my domain.

I had this one night stand, and the next morning I felt so guilty I bought another one for the other side of the bed.

Why do Donald Trump’s hands seem to act erratically and sometimes seem to stop where they are at the worst times? He suffers from low-handwidth…

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham

Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence.

What’s the difference between oral sex and Anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but Anal sex will make your hole week!

The Three Rs of Reddit Repost, reuse,recycle.

What’s the similarity between a smart employee and a perfect volleyball hit? They’re both fine assets!

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don’t worry Sir it’s not that hot!

Some people say Steve Jobs died to early… but I’d say its an appropriate metaphor for his companies policy on battery life