Bush Senior broke his neck He was trying to show Jeb Bush how to dodge wrenches, hey Jeb if George can dog a shoe then I can dog wrench!

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin’ about.

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Have any of you heard back from D yet? DEEZ NUTZ HAHA GOT EM

What’s the difference between hungry and horny? Where to put the cucumber.

Why did peasants hate knights’ outfits? Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn’t? The dime had more cents.

Look, I’ve been following you for the last three doors you’ve opened. I’m not saying thank you again.

I get nervous about DM’s asking if it’s me in video because: 1. I drink. 2. I sometimes dance when drunk. 3. I’m always white when I dance.

Your first mistake was wearing heels in this dodgeball tournament, Jason. The second was thinking that they went with that dress.