concerned about people posting false lunches. lying about the food they ate on here. fraud meals. please start putting the receipts up

A woman asked a female doctor if she had aids … “Yes, I do. They’re busy now, but they’ll be with you shortly.”

What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad.

The average person has sex 103 times a year and it’s almost March so that means only 103 more to go.

Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I’m now being asked to audition for Riverdance.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller? Flatman and Ribbon.

What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin.

What would Donald Trump do if he doesn’t win the election? He’ll start his own brand of “Government”

Why did the zombie get a gym membership? Gaaaainsss

My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What’s that? Ouch!